Apparently 2 thieves decided electronics, cars, jewelry just wasn’t cutting it anymore, the thrill was gone. They set their sights on a 60yr old man’s buffaloes. I don’t know if they thought through what exactly they’d do with the animals when they got them but they did think of how to subdue the old man long enough to get away.

Any normal human thinks rope, handcuffs, some sort of tying of the body to an immovable object. But these thieves were not your run of the mill a-hole thieves. No these were executive a-hole thieves. So they proceeded to jam a pepsi bottle…BOTTLE…up the dudes pooper. Yaaa, that oughta do it. From the looks of the x-ray they didn’t just get the tip in and call it a successful sodomy, no they figured if you’re gonna do something you should do it to the best of your ability. I can admire that. This x-ray is unbelievable, if I was this guy I’d have it blown up, framed and mounted over my fire place.