Dude looks like he’s in the X-Men. It took forty insertions of the needle to get it done.

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I’m a huge Beatles fan, can’t stand cheesy American Idol kiddy pop. But this little kid, who’s like 16, blew me away. First of all the he had the ballz to change a John Lennon melody. Although maybe that’s not surprising, he’s so young he probably has no sense of the sacrilegious nature of that act. But secondly the he had the ability to actually pull this off. Really really impressive. Skip to the 1:00 mark.

A few things caught my attention in this story.

1. snakes stalk prey for days. My nightmares just got a few scenes longer
2. The family wasn’t concerned they had a 16ft python on their property who just so happened to be stalking their pet.

If you aren’t sure your chick is going to say yes, you may want to pick a more private, less humiliating venue than half court at a NBA game. I’m sure this was a valuable lesson for this guy and he won’t make this mistake again, at least not with this girl.

This is no joke, this little guy is a body builder and these pictures are hilarious. This pic looks like the dwarf is the trophy the guy won in a competition. Just need to paint him gold and have him hold a sign. And what’s the normal guys excuse for those socks?

What the frrr is that animation on his crotch? This is very disturbing, looks like he’s wearing some Disney diapers of some sort. And what the heck is going on with socks over there, somebody give these people some normal socks.

Is there anyway I can get this poster sized and framed? I don’t know what’s going on with this outfit, but it really is unsettling.

Dared by the Holy Spirit, God the Father played a practical joke on Jesus and struck Rio de Janeiro’s world famous statue of Jesus. Reportedly Jesus isn’t too happy about it and to get the Father back plans to turn a Thomas Kinkade store into a pillar of salt.

Can someone tell me what the hell is happening to my finger. This is the second time on this same spot on my finger this has happened. The first time it didn’t get nearly this big. I thought it was an ingrown hair on my finger, I yanked out the hair, popped it and put some neosporin on it and all was well. It went away completely. Then about a week after than this one started and it got huge. I’ve popped it several times but it comes back bigger and badder each time. My hole hand is starting to hurt.