This old nasty man, Josef Fritzl, locked his daughter up in the sound proof cellar he built. Then forced her to birth his 7 children, 3 of which remained locked in the cellar with her, 3 others led normal lives above ground and 1 more died shortly after birth. Checkout the video below.

Finally something me and Jim can agree on. This is an awesome video of Jim Cramer explaining why Mac sales are surging. He says that Dells, HPs “are not computers. They are devices parents use…A mac is a computer” and goes on to say that “Apple has made them all irrelevant” referring to HP, Dell and other PC makers.

I agree there’s been a huge shift in how people view Apple. Most people understand they are the standard to live up to, that they make amazing devices and software. I think the last hurdle for Apple to make in the consumer psyche is value. Many people still think Apple computers are a lot more expensive than a PC. I’ve had to explain to so many that once you factor in software costs to match OSX default package, maintenance, time lost reinstalling windows etc…macs are cheaper. This is what they call in the industry “Total Cost of Ownership”. TCO for a mac is lower than a PC and that needs to be sung to the mountains. Once that perception is cleared, sky is the limit for Apple.

It was the middle of the night and I wake up just enough to realize I have to goto the bathroom. I stumble into the bathroom still half asleep and manage to remember to lift the lid of the toilet. You have to know at this point I’m already ahead of the game, this is looking good so far. I don’t feel the need to turn on any lights of course, I need my sleep.

I prepare myself and let loose. Then I start feeling this piss mist coat my legs. Being in my state of slumber I calmly adjust my aim but everywhere I turn it seems to get worse. I don’t panic nor do I turn on the lights, for heaven sakes keep the lights OFF! I just make my best aiming effort and wait until it’s over. There’s no beading of piss but there’s a nice heavy dew on my legs for sure. I towel off my legs (using my wife’s towel of course) and slip back into bed.

Just another mid-sleep bathroom trip for a man and a funny story to tell the wife after she takes a shower and uses that towel.

Baby Lali Singh of India has 2 faces, 2 noses, 2 pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. I know your immediate thought is, “oh my goodness she needs serious medical help”. But parents Sushma and Vinod Singh are quite happy and the baby is currently being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. Of course, makes perfect sense, good luck on that.

A report in the BBC, which has about as many conservative leanings as Sean Penn, says that, “global temperatures have not risen since 1998, prompting some to question climate change theory.” Some? If climate is directly tied to co2 emissions as Al Gore would have you believe then this makes no sense at all, because our co2 emissions have not decreased. How does this not cause everyone to question? Oh that’s right, I forgot the liberal prophet Al Gore said the debate was over. So I guess it doesn’t matter how many facts contradict Al, the only “fact” that matters is the left is done looking at science and focused completely on the evil human race and how we(conservatives) must change.

UPDATE: BBC reporter changes story after complaints by a single global warming activist. Unbelievable.