I’ve known for years about about faceless aliens. I started blogging about them in 1975 and it’s all been suppressed by the government. Finally we get some good quality photos from the press. No denying it now, they are taking over.

Jingle Luis, a 15yr old teenager from the Philippines, came to New York so doctors could uncoil her severely clubbed feet. The surgery was a success and for the first time she is able to wear normal shoes.

Her feet were really jacked, there’s no dancing around that…literally. Da da tshhhhh

How much play will this get on national media? lemme think….ummm none. Show me what I’ve won! I’m glad to hear of great political success following our great military successes of late. I’m proud that we will get the job done over there and *then* leave. Chalk one up for freedom…put Iraq on the board!

My homey sent me this blog that exists to tell the story of this sad, disgusting cat named Chase. Apparently the cat got into some horrific accident when it was 4 weeks old and survived. I’m guessing it had a run in with a lawn mower or someone tried to shave it’s face with a machete. The owners didn’t have the heart(guts?) to put it out of it’s misery, but instead have decided to show photos to us all of how “well” the cat is. Well, you be the judge of that.

Watching and listening to all the great information coming from Islamic clerics and officials is so enlightening, it’s like bizzaro Discovery Channel, up is down, wrong is right. So here’s the latest instructional points on marriage:

• You can have a marriage contract with a 1yr old
• What age can you have sex with your wife? Well for rational wisdom of course they follow the model set forth by Muhammad, he married a 6yr old but was patient and didn’t have sex with her until she was a full grown 9.
• Marriage(forced) between a 12yr old boy and 11yr old girls is “obviously valid.” I’m not even sure why it was bothered to be discussed. It’s like the interviewer is on another planet where only consenting adults marry…silly man.
• If a single father needs to go on a vacation he should marry off his daughters no matter the age so they are safe. That’s just being practical
• Not all men are ferocious wolves. But apparently all Saudi Marriage Officials are crazy.

See the educational video for yourself.

Our Rising Sound has posted part 1 of a video interview with John Mark McMillan, author of “How He Loves”.

It’s an all to common story for husbands. Wives breaking everything from cars to laptops. So I started a new blog in attempts to capture pictures, videos, stories from men everywhere who’s wives have broken stuff. You can find the blog here: www.wifedestruction.com . I invite you to submit your own sad stories, vote on others, leave comments making fun of and consoling others and of course subscribe to the feed.

Wendy Portillo had Alex stand in front of class as she asked the other students to say what they didn’t like about him. Then she had the class vote on whether or not Alex deserved to stay in class. By a margin of 14-2 Alex lost and left class. Alex’s mom, Melissa Barton is considering taking legal action. Hey Melissa, don’t consider it, do it.

The story is completely beyond belief but sadly is true. I would bring such a world of pain upon this teacher, Wendy Portillo from Florida, hey Google I’m trying to catch your attention, Wendy Portillo is a terrible person. I’d love for us all to stand up in the comment section and tell Wendy Portillo exactly what we don’t like about her. I’ll start.

Ah hem. Wendy, I don’t like that you act out your reality TV fantasies out with a bunch of 5 yr old and try to make yourself feel important by tearing apart a handicapped 5 yr old. I also don’t like that you are so far away from me that I can’t punch you in your face. OK your turn.

Check the video.

Pruthviraj Patil, an 11yr old boy, has suffered from hypertrichosis since he was born. Hypertrichosis is a rare genetic condition known as Werewolf Syndrome and it’s believed only 50 people in the entire world suffer from it. They have tried laser treatments to remove the hair but it just keeps growing back.

I like the ankle jewelry in this next one.

My good friend owns an electrical company here in Phoenix, I would name it but I don’t want him to get in trouble with KFC. My other good buddy works in the company too and he was at a KFC in Arizona doing some work when he came across the health department trifecta: mouse, pigeon, roach. And he’s not even looking for this stuff, he’s just minding his own business doing electrical work. Imagine if you were the health inspector actually trying to find this.

Just do yourself a favor and don’t eat at KFC, I know that crispy chicken is good, but you have no idea what’s in that grease…..well maybe now you do.