My homey sent me this blog that exists to tell the story of this sad, disgusting cat named Chase. Apparently the cat got into some horrific accident when it was 4 weeks old and survived. I’m guessing it had a run in with a lawn mower or someone tried to shave it’s face with a machete. The owners didn’t have the heart(guts?) to put it out of it’s misery, but instead have decided to show photos to us all of how “well” the cat is. Well, you be the judge of that.

My good friend owns an electrical company here in Phoenix, I would name it but I don’t want him to get in trouble with KFC. My other good buddy works in the company too and he was at a KFC in Arizona doing some work when he came across the health department trifecta: mouse, pigeon, roach. And he’s not even looking for this stuff, he’s just minding his own business doing electrical work. Imagine if you were the health inspector actually trying to find this.

Just do yourself a favor and don’t eat at KFC, I know that crispy chicken is good, but you have no idea what’s in that grease…..well maybe now you do.

3 people die each year from this in Japan. The puffer fish’s toxin is 1,000 times more potent than cyanide. This better be one amazing tasting fish.

This thing predates the T-Rex and looks like the evil arch enemy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles….Brain. I’ll include a couple pictures for comparison.

and now the brain…