My homey sent me this blog that exists to tell the story of this sad, disgusting cat named Chase. Apparently the cat got into some horrific accident when it was 4 weeks old and survived. I’m guessing it had a run in with a lawn mower or someone tried to shave it’s face with a machete. The owners didn’t have the heart(guts?) to put it out of it’s misery, but instead have decided to show photos to us all of how “well” the cat is. Well, you be the judge of that.

Watching and listening to all the great information coming from Islamic clerics and officials is so enlightening, it’s like bizzaro Discovery Channel, up is down, wrong is right. So here’s the latest instructional points on marriage:

• You can have a marriage contract with a 1yr old
• What age can you have sex with your wife? Well for rational wisdom of course they follow the model set forth by Muhammad, he married a 6yr old but was patient and didn’t have sex with her until she was a full grown 9.
• Marriage(forced) between a 12yr old boy and 11yr old girls is “obviously valid.” I’m not even sure why it was bothered to be discussed. It’s like the interviewer is on another planet where only consenting adults marry…silly man.
• If a single father needs to go on a vacation he should marry off his daughters no matter the age so they are safe. That’s just being practical
• Not all men are ferocious wolves. But apparently all Saudi Marriage Officials are crazy.

See the educational video for yourself.

It was the middle of the night and I wake up just enough to realize I have to goto the bathroom. I stumble into the bathroom still half asleep and manage to remember to lift the lid of the toilet. You have to know at this point I’m already ahead of the game, this is looking good so far. I don’t feel the need to turn on any lights of course, I need my sleep.

I prepare myself and let loose. Then I start feeling this piss mist coat my legs. Being in my state of slumber I calmly adjust my aim but everywhere I turn it seems to get worse. I don’t panic nor do I turn on the lights, for heaven sakes keep the lights OFF! I just make my best aiming effort and wait until it’s over. There’s no beading of piss but there’s a nice heavy dew on my legs for sure. I towel off my legs (using my wife’s towel of course) and slip back into bed.

Just another mid-sleep bathroom trip for a man and a funny story to tell the wife after she takes a shower and uses that towel.

This guy Emmanuelle Chriqui made a short film of Baron Davis doing some slick rollerskating 80s style to New Edition. I don’t know why but I find this video way funnier than it probably is.

And now for the original New Edition version…

If you aren’t sure your chick is going to say yes, you may want to pick a more private, less humiliating venue than half court at a NBA game. I’m sure this was a valuable lesson for this guy and he won’t make this mistake again, at least not with this girl.

This is no joke, this little guy is a body builder and these pictures are hilarious. This pic looks like the dwarf is the trophy the guy won in a competition. Just need to paint him gold and have him hold a sign. And what’s the normal guys excuse for those socks?

What the frrr is that animation on his crotch? This is very disturbing, looks like he’s wearing some Disney diapers of some sort. And what the heck is going on with socks over there, somebody give these people some normal socks.

Is there anyway I can get this poster sized and framed? I don’t know what’s going on with this outfit, but it really is unsettling.

Dared by the Holy Spirit, God the Father played a practical joke on Jesus and struck Rio de Janeiro’s world famous statue of Jesus. Reportedly Jesus isn’t too happy about it and to get the Father back plans to turn a Thomas Kinkade store into a pillar of salt.

It was throw back night, so they threw out all their shame and wore some really, really short shorts.

I have many leather bound books…

This Paul Karason guy developed a bad case of dermatitis, basically a really swollen itchy rash. He then started to use a treatment called colloidal silver. He started running it all over himself and drinking it! Drinking liquid silver is never a good idea, and the FDA agrees. In fact the FDA doesn’t recommend colloidal silver be used to treat anything, some of the nasty side effects are: seizures, kidney damage, indigestion, headaches, fatigue, list goes on. Well here’s one of the more unfortunate side effects, it turns your skin blue, check homey out:

UPDATE: now we have video…