I’ve known for years about about faceless aliens. I started blogging about them in 1975 and it’s all been suppressed by the government. Finally we get some good quality photos from the press. No denying it now, they are taking over.

Jingle Luis, a 15yr old teenager from the Philippines, came to New York so doctors could uncoil her severely clubbed feet. The surgery was a success and for the first time she is able to wear normal shoes.

Her feet were really jacked, there’s no dancing around that…literally. Da da tshhhhh

How much play will this get on national media? lemme think….ummm none. Show me what I’ve won! I’m glad to hear of great political success following our great military successes of late. I’m proud that we will get the job done over there and *then* leave. Chalk one up for freedom…put Iraq on the board!

Wendy Portillo had Alex stand in front of class as she asked the other students to say what they didn’t like about him. Then she had the class vote on whether or not Alex deserved to stay in class. By a margin of 14-2 Alex lost and left class. Alex’s mom, Melissa Barton is considering taking legal action. Hey Melissa, don’t consider it, do it.

The story is completely beyond belief but sadly is true. I would bring such a world of pain upon this teacher, Wendy Portillo from Florida, hey Google I’m trying to catch your attention, Wendy Portillo is a terrible person. I’d love for us all to stand up in the comment section and tell Wendy Portillo exactly what we don’t like about her. I’ll start.

Ah hem. Wendy, I don’t like that you act out your reality TV fantasies out with a bunch of 5 yr old and try to make yourself feel important by tearing apart a handicapped 5 yr old. I also don’t like that you are so far away from me that I can’t punch you in your face. OK your turn.

Check the video.

Pruthviraj Patil, an 11yr old boy, has suffered from hypertrichosis since he was born. Hypertrichosis is a rare genetic condition known as Werewolf Syndrome and it’s believed only 50 people in the entire world suffer from it. They have tried laser treatments to remove the hair but it just keeps growing back.

I like the ankle jewelry in this next one.

My good friend owns an electrical company here in Phoenix, I would name it but I don’t want him to get in trouble with KFC. My other good buddy works in the company too and he was at a KFC in Arizona doing some work when he came across the health department trifecta: mouse, pigeon, roach. And he’s not even looking for this stuff, he’s just minding his own business doing electrical work. Imagine if you were the health inspector actually trying to find this.

Just do yourself a favor and don’t eat at KFC, I know that crispy chicken is good, but you have no idea what’s in that grease…..well maybe now you do.

You hack the Epilepsy Foundation website and post hundreds of pictures and links to pages of rapidly flashing lights to trigger seizures. So congrats to those sadistic punks who caused seizure reactions and severe migraines for visitors. I didn’t even think 12 yr old hackers knew what seizures were much less how they are triggered, so part of me is impressed that they even thought of the idea. The other part of me wants their moms to beat them senseless with their keyboards, sell their World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero, take a picture of them sleeping in their transformer bed sheets with their Elmo Emo doll and post it on their myspace profile. Punk kids.

The military is using lab rats to grow human tissue to repair wounded soldiers. This procedure gives hope burned soldiers who lose their extremities.

This old nasty man, Josef Fritzl, locked his daughter up in the sound proof cellar he built. Then forced her to birth his 7 children, 3 of which remained locked in the cellar with her, 3 others led normal lives above ground and 1 more died shortly after birth. Checkout the video below.

Finally something me and Jim can agree on. This is an awesome video of Jim Cramer explaining why Mac sales are surging. He says that Dells, HPs “are not computers. They are devices parents use…A mac is a computer” and goes on to say that “Apple has made them all irrelevant” referring to HP, Dell and other PC makers.

I agree there’s been a huge shift in how people view Apple. Most people understand they are the standard to live up to, that they make amazing devices and software. I think the last hurdle for Apple to make in the consumer psyche is value. Many people still think Apple computers are a lot more expensive than a PC. I’ve had to explain to so many that once you factor in software costs to match OSX default package, maintenance, time lost reinstalling windows etc…macs are cheaper. This is what they call in the industry “Total Cost of Ownership”. TCO for a mac is lower than a PC and that needs to be sung to the mountains. Once that perception is cleared, sky is the limit for Apple.