Watching and listening to all the great information coming from Islamic clerics and officials is so enlightening, it’s like bizzaro Discovery Channel, up is down, wrong is right. So here’s the latest instructional points on marriage:

• You can have a marriage contract with a 1yr old
• What age can you have sex with your wife? Well for rational wisdom of course they follow the model set forth by Muhammad, he married a 6yr old but was patient and didn’t have sex with her until she was a full grown 9.
• Marriage(forced) between a 12yr old boy and 11yr old girls is “obviously valid.” I’m not even sure why it was bothered to be discussed. It’s like the interviewer is on another planet where only consenting adults marry…silly man.
• If a single father needs to go on a vacation he should marry off his daughters no matter the age so they are safe. That’s just being practical
• Not all men are ferocious wolves. But apparently all Saudi Marriage Officials are crazy.

See the educational video for yourself.

Baby Lali Singh of India has 2 faces, 2 noses, 2 pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. I know your immediate thought is, “oh my goodness she needs serious medical help”. But parents Sushma and Vinod Singh are quite happy and the baby is currently being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. Of course, makes perfect sense, good luck on that.

This is one of the most heartfelt, honest, accurate, thorough yet concise, loving responses to this difficult issue I’ve ever heard. This video is Mark Driscoll’s response to this question sent live to him on stage via SMS, this is without preparation or study of any kind, this is just truth.

This is one of the more disturbing videos I’ve seen. It is one of the creepiest interviews of a self-obsessed lunatic you can witness. This was apparently played at a Scientology awards ceremony honoring Tom Cruise. Isn’t that just awesome, not only are the members of the church self congratulatory, the church itself hands out awards! Let us watch as Tom dissects lunacy and shows us just what crazy really looks like in todays world.

UPDATE: video link has been updated to Gawker who denied Scientology’s removal request and lawsuit threats. Good for Gawker!