Watching and listening to all the great information coming from Islamic clerics and officials is so enlightening, it’s like bizzaro Discovery Channel, up is down, wrong is right. So here’s the latest instructional points on marriage:

• You can have a marriage contract with a 1yr old
• What age can you have sex with your wife? Well for rational wisdom of course they follow the model set forth by Muhammad, he married a 6yr old but was patient and didn’t have sex with her until she was a full grown 9.
• Marriage(forced) between a 12yr old boy and 11yr old girls is “obviously valid.” I’m not even sure why it was bothered to be discussed. It’s like the interviewer is on another planet where only consenting adults marry…silly man.
• If a single father needs to go on a vacation he should marry off his daughters no matter the age so they are safe. That’s just being practical
• Not all men are ferocious wolves. But apparently all Saudi Marriage Officials are crazy.

See the educational video for yourself.

Our Rising Sound has posted part 1 of a video interview with John Mark McMillan, author of “How He Loves”.

Wendy Portillo had Alex stand in front of class as she asked the other students to say what they didn’t like about him. Then she had the class vote on whether or not Alex deserved to stay in class. By a margin of 14-2 Alex lost and left class. Alex’s mom, Melissa Barton is considering taking legal action. Hey Melissa, don’t consider it, do it.

The story is completely beyond belief but sadly is true. I would bring such a world of pain upon this teacher, Wendy Portillo from Florida, hey Google I’m trying to catch your attention, Wendy Portillo is a terrible person. I’d love for us all to stand up in the comment section and tell Wendy Portillo exactly what we don’t like about her. I’ll start.

Ah hem. Wendy, I don’t like that you act out your reality TV fantasies out with a bunch of 5 yr old and try to make yourself feel important by tearing apart a handicapped 5 yr old. I also don’t like that you are so far away from me that I can’t punch you in your face. OK your turn.

Check the video.

I hope you enjoyed your 15 minutes Jeremy because no self respecting futbol club is going to invite you to camp after this display. Piece of advice, stop juggling to Beyonce tracks, put the ball on the ground and put some work in on the pitch.

This old nasty man, Josef Fritzl, locked his daughter up in the sound proof cellar he built. Then forced her to birth his 7 children, 3 of which remained locked in the cellar with her, 3 others led normal lives above ground and 1 more died shortly after birth. Checkout the video below.

Finally something me and Jim can agree on. This is an awesome video of Jim Cramer explaining why Mac sales are surging. He says that Dells, HPs “are not computers. They are devices parents use…A mac is a computer” and goes on to say that “Apple has made them all irrelevant” referring to HP, Dell and other PC makers.

I agree there’s been a huge shift in how people view Apple. Most people understand they are the standard to live up to, that they make amazing devices and software. I think the last hurdle for Apple to make in the consumer psyche is value. Many people still think Apple computers are a lot more expensive than a PC. I’ve had to explain to so many that once you factor in software costs to match OSX default package, maintenance, time lost reinstalling windows etc…macs are cheaper. This is what they call in the industry “Total Cost of Ownership”. TCO for a mac is lower than a PC and that needs to be sung to the mountains. Once that perception is cleared, sky is the limit for Apple.

This video is truly amazing. I’ve never seen any robot like this. The sound this thing is making is already giving me nightmares and I haven’t even gone to sleep yet.

This guy Emmanuelle Chriqui made a short film of Baron Davis doing some slick rollerskating 80s style to New Edition. I don’t know why but I find this video way funnier than it probably is.

And now for the original New Edition version…

I’m a huge Beatles fan, can’t stand cheesy American Idol kiddy pop. But this little kid, who’s like 16, blew me away. First of all the he had the ballz to change a John Lennon melody. Although maybe that’s not surprising, he’s so young he probably has no sense of the sacrilegious nature of that act. But secondly the he had the ability to actually pull this off. Really really impressive. Skip to the 1:00 mark.

If you aren’t sure your chick is going to say yes, you may want to pick a more private, less humiliating venue than half court at a NBA game. I’m sure this was a valuable lesson for this guy and he won’t make this mistake again, at least not with this girl.