I’ve known for years about about faceless aliens. I started blogging about them in 1975 and it’s all been suppressed by the government. Finally we get some good quality photos from the press. No denying it now, they are taking over.

Baby Lali Singh of India has 2 faces, 2 noses, 2 pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. I know your immediate thought is, “oh my goodness she needs serious medical help”. But parents Sushma and Vinod Singh are quite happy and the baby is currently being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. Of course, makes perfect sense, good luck on that.

Dude looks like he’s in the X-Men. It took forty insertions of the needle to get it done.

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A few things caught my attention in this story.

1. snakes stalk prey for days. My nightmares just got a few scenes longer
2. The family wasn’t concerned they had a 16ft python on their property who just so happened to be stalking their pet.

This is no joke, this little guy is a body builder and these pictures are hilarious. This pic looks like the dwarf is the trophy the guy won in a competition. Just need to paint him gold and have him hold a sign. And what’s the normal guys excuse for those socks?

What the frrr is that animation on his crotch? This is very disturbing, looks like he’s wearing some Disney diapers of some sort. And what the heck is going on with socks over there, somebody give these people some normal socks.

Is there anyway I can get this poster sized and framed? I don’t know what’s going on with this outfit, but it really is unsettling.

Dared by the Holy Spirit, God the Father played a practical joke on Jesus and struck Rio de Janeiro’s world famous statue of Jesus. Reportedly Jesus isn’t too happy about it and to get the Father back plans to turn a Thomas Kinkade store into a pillar of salt.

This thing predates the T-Rex and looks like the evil arch enemy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles….Brain. I’ll include a couple pictures for comparison.

and now the brain…

This is one of the more disturbing videos I’ve seen. It is one of the creepiest interviews of a self-obsessed lunatic you can witness. This was apparently played at a Scientology awards ceremony honoring Tom Cruise. Isn’t that just awesome, not only are the members of the church self congratulatory, the church itself hands out awards! Let us watch as Tom dissects lunacy and shows us just what crazy really looks like in todays world.

UPDATE: video link has been updated to Gawker who denied Scientology’s removal request and lawsuit threats. Good for Gawker!

I have many leather bound books…

Fear not all who suffer from facial paralysis. The Chinese, ever the inventive sort, have discovered a cure. Just relax, tip your head back and place a walnut on your eye, shove some dry moxa leaves in your ear and then set them on fire. Do this 2-3 times daily until paralysis magically disappears, or call a real doctor.